Char Siu Roast with chow mein and pickled Chinese cucumber

For the pork you will need:
a pork shoulder roast
hoison sauce
ketchup
soy sauce
honey
chinese 5 spice
red food coloring
grape jelly (or for authenticity brown sugar and chinese cooking wine)

for the cucumber salad you will need
1 Chinese cucumber or 2-3 regular cucumbers
1 large piece daikon radish or 2 turnips
ginger
garlic
garlic chili sauce
honey
salt
vinegar

for the noodles
you will need chinese chow mein noodles or spaghetti noodles
ginger
garlic
1 onion
1 bell pepper
1 carrot
2 cups sliced mushrooms
soy sauce
sesame oil
butter
oyster sauce